pie in the face

you know what i bet getting a pie to the face wouldn't be funny in fact i bet it would hurt.....allot pie tins are metal and some pies have really thick crusts also what if it hadn't cooled yet they'd be all like owwwwwwwwww its scalding me this pie is like 314 degrees or something(haha math joke) its burning my flesh and then they'd charge you with assault sooo in summary dont throw pies only use seltzer bottles those are also funny and probably don't hurt