IM A NERD

its socking but true (i mean who would expect a nerd to have a blog)

PERCY JACKSON and the crappy movie adaptation

is everyone in hollywood a illetarite idiot. did they even read the book the book is aimed at 12 year olds you think the director could take the time and read and if he is indeed illerate then there is an audio book of it. seriously i get that they aged the characters to appeal to an older audience but then they dumbed the plot right down to basics. hmmmmm kronus wants the bolt and helm to overthrow olypus noooooo lets just make it that hades does want it like everyone thinks. the battle at the end was just wrong how is a luke percy battle better then a luke ares battle ares is the god of war a battle with him would have been epic. they way overempihsis the importance of the pearls they were a minor plot point not something to base half the movie off they took out the scene with the fates and oracle apparently they only care for good or evil forces not the nuetral ones the main thing that pissed me off about this movie was that pershephone is in the underworld wtf i heard the director in an interview say he wanted to get kids intrested in greek mythology maybe he should get intrested in it he would learn pershephone should be in olympus from the spring equinox to the fall equionox its what they believed caused the seasons duh her mother was godess of agriculture and nothing grew in fall or winter because she was depressed that her daughter was in the underworld also they mention that his mom stayed with smelly gabe for his protection but then none of the monster enconters were random like they were supposed to be . luke was all wrong for one thing how am i supposed to care he turned evil if they cut out luke and percy becoming friends and why did he give him the shoes if he was evil and how did he rig the sheild the backpack was the lightning bolt holster just transformed by ares and i still cant believe they cut ares out of the movie completly and dianouses they were really mad at the gods since they cut all the ones who appeared except zues and poiseden. the scene at the lotus casino was just plain wrong its nice to know hollywood thinks teens cant have fun without drugs and gambling in the book its candy and video games but whatever. and whats with poisden talking to percy he never did that screw thinking for my self my dad will just tell me what to do i havent seen a wrse movie adaption of a book since eragon and dont even get me started with eragon.

last blogger to talk about the ipad

seriously apple seriously i trusted you i believed you would devolop inovative products that would improve my life and then this piece of shit it does nothing its an oversized iphone without the phone seriously the name only conjours up images of female hygeine products whih as a guy i like to think av=bout as little as humanaly possibly and the backlight is way too harsh to do the only thing it does that the iphone doesnt which is ebooks seriously imagine the headache youd get reading a book on one of those soooooooo apple whats next you going to relases a 5 foot monster macbook or maybe a 10 foot imac who n=knows maybe i need a useless computer thats too big too do snything on seriously just hurry up snd release the next version of the iphone sooo we can all forget about the mounstrousity that is the ipad (ps i know im a little late out of the gate but i have been very busy as of late)

why i havent blogged in a while

i havent blogged in a while you may have guesed i was busy you where right you may have guesed i was being lazy you where right you may have guesed that i was killed in the zombie uprising of y2k10 you were right you may have guesed i perfected time travel went back to 1939 was drafted into ww2 ans assisanated hitler you were right you may have guesed i was bit by a radioactive bug gained superpowers inadverdtly put the world in danger and saved everyone with noone knowing how much danger you were in you were right basically it all goes back to the first point that i was extremly busy

the greatest thing since sliced cheese

you know what the greatest thing since sliced cheese wireless internet cause i can be downstairs and on the internet at the same time never again will i have to chose between the two why sliced cheese you may askcause its the greatest thing since sliced meat which is the greatest thing since sliced bread put them all together and you get a sandwich the most awesome and powerful of all fooods

crazy als house of crazy

come on down to crazy als house of cazy where everythings crazy through raw meat at a chicken throw monkeys at piles of feces bob for apples in cans of paint come down too are new cafeteria for chocalate dipped cranberries chicken stuffed beef abd all kinds of crazy eats located on route nine in the crazy district right next to crazy bobs crazy pizza shack

FIGURE THAT OUT

i havent blogged in a while sooooooooo i thought id just say this asparagus