the greatest thing since sliced cheese

you know what the greatest thing since sliced cheese wireless internet cause i can be downstairs and on the internet at the same time never again will i have to chose between the two why sliced cheese you may askcause its the greatest thing since sliced meat which is the greatest thing since sliced bread put them all together and you get a sandwich the most awesome and powerful of all fooods

crazy als house of crazy

come on down to crazy als house of cazy where everythings crazy through raw meat at a chicken throw monkeys at piles of feces bob for apples in cans of paint come down too are new cafeteria for chocalate dipped cranberries chicken stuffed beef abd all kinds of crazy eats located on route nine in the crazy district right next to crazy bobs crazy pizza shack

FIGURE THAT OUT

i havent blogged in a while sooooooooo i thought id just say this asparagus

crisis

the decade is ending so how will you say the new year cause saying 2010 is lame and oh ten sounds lame and even twenty ten doesnt sound that good oh no WHAT WILL YOU DO!!!!!!!!!! now i think this is the most pressing crisis in the world today and we should devote all manpower to solving it all other jobs should be suspended until a solution is found because can we will go an entire year sounding uncool all the other countrys will laugh at us and never take us seriously again so WE MUST SOLVE THIS HORRIBLE CRISIS (this is sarcasm for those of you born without sarcasm detectors as twitter has in formed me some people cannot tell sarcasm from truth )

pie in the face

you know what i bet getting a pie to the face wouldn't be funny in fact i bet it would hurt.....allot pie tins are metal and some pies have really thick crusts also what if it hadn't cooled yet they'd be all like owwwwwwwwww its scalding me this pie is like 314 degrees or something(haha math joke) its burning my flesh and then they'd charge you with assault sooo in summary dont throw pies only use seltzer bottles those are also funny and probably don't hurt

meatball fight

you know whats a awesome game i thought of meatball fight just take a ball of raw meat and throw it at people screaming meatball fight just get a bag of raw meat run down the street throwing them at people screaming meatball fight meatball fight meatball fight that would be highlarius DISCLAIMER perform at your own risk