Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
PERCY JACKSON and the crappy movie adaptation
is everyone in hollywood a illetarite idiot. did they even read the book the book is aimed at 12 year olds you think the director could take the time and read and if he is indeed illerate then there is an audio book of it. seriously i get that they aged the characters to appeal to an older audience but then they dumbed the plot right down to basics. hmmmmm kronus wants the bolt and helm to overthrow olypus noooooo lets just make it that hades does want it like everyone thinks. the battle at the end was just wrong how is a luke percy battle better then a luke ares battle ares is the god of war a battle with him would have been epic. they way overempihsis the importance of the pearls they were a minor plot point not something to base half the movie off they took out the scene with the fates and oracle apparently they only care for good or evil forces not the nuetral ones the main thing that pissed me off about this movie was that pershephone is in the underworld wtf i heard the director in an interview say he wanted to get kids intrested in greek mythology maybe he should get intrested in it he would learn pershephone should be in olympus from the spring equinox to the fall equionox its what they believed caused the seasons duh her mother was godess of agriculture and nothing grew in fall or winter because she was depressed that her daughter was in the underworld also they mention that his mom stayed with smelly gabe for his protection but then none of the monster enconters were random like they were supposed to be . luke was all wrong for one thing how am i supposed to care he turned evil if they cut out luke and percy becoming friends and why did he give him the shoes if he was evil and how did he rig the sheild the backpack was the lightning bolt holster just transformed by ares and i still cant believe they cut ares out of the movie completly and dianouses they were really mad at the gods since they cut all the ones who appeared except zues and poiseden. the scene at the lotus casino was just plain wrong its nice to know hollywood thinks teens cant have fun without drugs and gambling in the book its candy and video games but whatever. and whats with poisden talking to percy he never did that screw thinking for my self my dad will just tell me what to do i havent seen a wrse movie adaption of a book since eragon and dont even get me started with eragon.
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