we went to the moon in 2004

see there are many conspiracy theorists who say we've never been to the moon this is wrong we went too the moon 5 years ago because nasa had a perfect conspiracy but then they got wind that the mythbusters were going to test the myth that we've never been too the moon soooooothey were like dang we better get up there and put those mirrors up before they ruin the third greatest conspiracy of all time soooooooo they went too the moon thus breaking the conspiracy because too save it they had too go too the moon

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it sucks ............................................................................................. alot end of story

rotten cheese

just so you know if the end of the world happens stay away from me because I'm going to buy all the rotten cheese and other rotten foods and Huck them at people and when they ask me what I'm doing I'll be like its the apocalypse

the true origin of cracker jack

sooooo there was this guy named jack and he owned the most successful cracker factory in the world which earned him the nickname cracker jack but he was sad because his true dream was too own a popcorn peanut and Carmel factories and one day he decided (in the worst deal in recorded history(recorded history having just started a month before)) to trade his factory for three failing peanut,popcorn, and carmel factories now because they were failing he had to move all these factories under one roof but one day there was a gas leak which no one could detect over the aromas of popcorn peanuts and Carmel so as a worker light a match to cover up a particularly smelly BM a giant explosion fused the popcorn peanuts and Carmel together making the most delicious treat known to man unfortunately jack was killed so they named the product after his nickname THE END

virtual reality

wht dont we have vitural reality i went to see the movie 2012 this weekend and was amazed at the special effects if we can create special effects on computers that realistic why cant we make a virtual relaity like we have the wii but i want a helmet that i can put on and play a video game in a virtual relity like we have motion capture and unbeliavable computer animation like this movie avatar i saw a preview for that and the computer animation in it was sooooo realistic i might have believed it wasnt animation if i didnt already know soooo whyno virtual reality get on it nintendo

commercials

you know commercials rarely make me want to buy a product i didn't already want and the ones that bash the competitors always just make me feel sorry for the competitor and more likely to buy there products then the one who made the commercial and the catchy jingles and hilarious commercials well i remember them i rarely remember the product that was featured in the commercial sooooooo basically commercial are just a waste of my time and that's why i wish i had a tivo or similar dvr device

movie theatre

you know what i dont get people who talk on there cellphones during a movie because evryone always complains about the price of going to see a movie soo what is are they like calling up there freind dude your not going to believe this they raised the ticket price again and the decreased the size of the popcorn and the pops and the friend is all like no way you know how you can stick it to them dont watch the movie you payed to see and were just complaining how expensive it is instead talk to me throughout the whole movie dont pay attention to the movie at all and there all like dude that is the best idea i ever heard

twitter

through the use of twitter i have determined most people are boringt parrots i have un followed sooo many celibities cause they lead boring lives and the average people on twitter are boring and parrots 90% of the time the trending topics(the things the most people are talking about) is news they heard somewhere else and people figured you know i bet instead of getting this from a reputable news source like cnn(whose on twitter fyi) theyd rather hear it from some 2 million joe shmoes now dont get me wrong twitter is fun you just have too find the right people to follow

facebook

i saw the most awesome group on facebook a group that wants a thats what she said button along with a like button and i for one think that is the best possible move forward for facebook who wouldnt like that no one thats who please comment

life after people

we should move all national mounuments and tresures to the moon bc if theres one thing the history channel show life after people has taught me if everyone died all man made material would be destroyed by the enviroment but theres no enviroment on the moon sooo all are national mounuments and tresures would be safe and could be eventually found by an alien species and man would make a permanet mark on the universe also i want a flying car and to be able to travel to the moon at my leisure and even to live on the moon it the future where are the robots and the civilation on the moon and all the great things that were promised to me by tv

RANDOM BLOG POST

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facebook dislike

they keep changing facebook but they wont add a dislike option for someones post you can like a post but you cant dislike a post but theyve changed nearly everything else when no one asks them tooo if its not broke dont fix it

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID

ahhhhhhh thats what she said its funny on soooooooooooooo many different levels but if "she" was a real person i would imagine you wouldnt want to spend time with her it would be like micheal scott on the office funny but you would not want to spend any time with him

first post

i have a blog now thats right cause i couldnt be anymore of a loser. now i was watching bleach (sidenote bleach rules) and it got me wondering whats worse then execution b/c a character was going to be executed attack the man arresting her and he said dont make it worse for yourself wtf your going to kill her whats worse then that heroes was on tonite (my favorite show so youll here me talk about it alot) it was a brilliant episode best one in years and i wondered why cant all the episodes be this good then they would win the viewers back also how come november automatically means Christmas its November second and they are already airing Christmas ads i know its the biggest commercial holiday of the year but Halloween was just two days ago i havent come down from my sugar high give it a couple weeks one last thing the h1n1 vaccine hype the virus is killing people the vaccine is not isnt that a good enough reason to get it isnt any side effect you could get better then being dead its proven this vaccine could save your life and i dont get how people dont get that