the true origin of cracker jack

sooooo there was this guy named jack and he owned the most successful cracker factory in the world which earned him the nickname cracker jack but he was sad because his true dream was too own a popcorn peanut and Carmel factories and one day he decided (in the worst deal in recorded history(recorded history having just started a month before)) to trade his factory for three failing peanut,popcorn, and carmel factories now because they were failing he had to move all these factories under one roof but one day there was a gas leak which no one could detect over the aromas of popcorn peanuts and Carmel so as a worker light a match to cover up a particularly smelly BM a giant explosion fused the popcorn peanuts and Carmel together making the most delicious treat known to man unfortunately jack was killed so they named the product after his nickname THE END